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We might be wearing a towel, but you’re always welcome.

Mustard is a boutique copywriting agency. We write jokes for money.

We don’t write boring. We do write weird. We don’t punch down. We believe people deserve happiness, not tedium.

Anyway, in the time-honoured tradition of the web, this page is “under construction”. Until then, please check out Ketchup Partners, our other day job.

Thank you for dropping by. If you’d like to talk copy or condiments, please email us: hello@mustard.net.au.