Well, this is unexpected.

Since we haven’t launched or promoted this project, it’s a bit surprising that you’re here. But, since you are:

Mustard is a boutique copywriting agency. We write jokes for money.

We don’t write boring. We do write weird. We don’t punch down. We believe people deserve happiness. We be original. ChatGPT is no.

Anyway, in the time-honoured tradition of the web, this page is “under construction”. Until then, please check out Ketchup Partners, our other day job.

Thank you for stumbling by.